Three Up, Three Down: Mad Men, "The Runaways"

Three Up

1. Don Draper. A call from his "niece" Stephanie reveals that she's pregnant, in LA, and needs money. Don sends her to Megan, and plans to head out to California that night, but is delayed when Lou throws a tantrum. When he does get out there he's out of sorts, as Stephanie has already left. He then has to suffer through a party Megan is throwing for her acting class, when who wanders in but Harry Crane (who didn't know whose party he was going to with an actress he's helping to "find an agent"). Don manages to cockblock Harry by dragging him out to a bar, and in return Harry lets him in on a secret overture Lou and Jim are making to Philip Morris. Don uses this to crash a meeting and either leverage his experience with tobacco to improve his station or get him out of the firm entirely. In between, he gets to have a three-way with Megan and her friend Amy. Some flashes of the old Don, certainly.

2. Stan Rizzo. While at the copier Stan finds artwork for a comic called "Scout's Honor" that Lou created. Stan spreads this around the creative staff and it develops into a running joke - until Lou overhears the joking while in the men's room. This leads to a confrontation where Stan pretty much gets to call Lou and idiot and still not get fired. Lou's response - make everyone stay late - is pretty bush league, and doesn't change the fact that Stan's assessment of Lou's idea is spot on.

3. Sally Draper. Sally winds up at Henry and Betty's after she seems to have broken her nose sword fighting with golf clubs. Betty sends her to her room, which is just fine with Sally. It also sets up a nice scene with her and Bobby where she allays his fears that Henry and Betty will get divorced - he overheard a fight of theirs - and apologizes for not being around to help him handle the stress of it all. She even ditches her plan to run away back to school so she can stay with him (as long as he doesn't wet the bed). And her nose wasn't broken after all!

Honorable Mention - Harry Crane. Harry's surprise at finding Don at the party is pretty funny, as he's clearly scared that Don will out Harry's hanky panky with his actress friend. His profession of respecting Don seems a little self-serving, but I do think he's sincere about trying to help Don by letting him know about Philip Morris. That it may also be self-serving - Harry doesn't seem to like the direction the firm is heading in, and maybe sees a shakeup as a way to finally get a partnership - is a bonus.

Three Down

1. Michael Ginsberg and/or Peggy Olson. The computer is causing problems for Ginzo, as the humming seems to be doing something to his already unstable mind. At one point he goes out to the computer and sees Lou and Jim having a conversation in the computer room - on a Saturday - and Ginzo immediately understands the problem. The computer is turning everyone homo. He goes to Peggy's home to let her know, and at some point decides the only way to protect himself is to jump Peggy. Peggy fends him off pretty easily, and he leaves without complications. Those come on Monday, when he goes to Peggy's office, says he has feelings for her, and that the data streaming into his head was causing the problem. He's solved that problem by opening the "valve" to let the data out. The valve is one of his nipples, which he's cut off and put into a box as a present for Peggy.  She reacts to this better than expected - initial disgust, but she reins it in enough to have Ginzo take a seat while she goes out to call for an ambulance. Kind of sad that this is how Ginzo may go out. Maybe we'll visit him at whatever facility takes him in.

2. Betty Francis. There's a neighborhood party going on (an around the world sort of thing), and Betty steps in it with the neighbors Henry barely knows by voicing a hard-line position on Vietnam that's at odds with the party line voiced by Nixon (and by extension, Henry). That leads to a fight where Henry tells her to stop thinking. So she's already feeling marginalized when Sally shows up and Betty does her usual mother of the year routine. Even so, it's hard not to feel some sympathy for Betty, who is still trying to figure out what to do with her life while being bossed around by Henry and continuing to fail with her kids.

3. Megan Draper. Megan takes the news about Stephanie coming over pretty well, and the two get along at first - though Megan's first comment about Stephanie is how pretty she is - but Megan turns on a dime when Stephanie mentions that she knows all of Don's secrets. While Stephanie is quick to add that she and Don never did anything (what with her being his "niece"), it's obvious that Megan is jealous of Stephanie because she really does know Don better than Megan does. Megan cuts Stephanie a check and sends her packing for Oakland, but the visit causes a distance between Megan and Don for his entire visit,  outside of the threeway. When Don announces he has to leave early due to work - and this after finally talking to Stephanie - Megan is even madder than before, as she is reminded that other things and people will come before her with Don.

Honorable Mention - Lou Avery. He'd rank higher, between the lame "Scout's Honor" and even lamer rant about it to the creative team and Don hijacking the meeting with Philip Morris, but as most of it just underscores the dickishness that we already knew about Lou he just gets the honorable mention.