Ebony, whose wacky catch-phrase I mentioned in my last post about America's Next Top Model, was this week's rejectee. She was the last person to make the finals (last named at least, though Tyra said she didn't originally think Ebony would make the final cut), and I don't think she panned out as the show's resident African-American Contestant With Issues.
The closest we have is Cassandra, the 19 year old Texas beauty pageant entrant who pretty much called herself a sociopath in the previous episode, only to bawl for pretty much the entirety of the last episode after her long, brown hair was hacked off and dyed to approximate Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby (and Tyra wasn't happy with how they left it, so it's going to get cut even more - hope they laid in more Kleenex).
We have yet to find the Contestant With Medical Issues, though the Contestant With Sexual Identity Issues is coming to the fore, as the promo for next week suggests that Sarah, who played tonsil hockey with the openly gay contestant, is going back for more. Good times.
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